Who says you can't potty train a man?

Pappy said:
50 years ago, I could have hit that fly standing back 10 feet. Nowadays, I'm lucky to hit the urinal. :magnify:
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1/4 ****** will work..

Stopped at a truck stop one time and they had a spinner at the bottom of the long old time urinals..
 
Old gentleman goes into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Sonny, I've got me one of them there Viagry perscriptions. Kin ya fill it for me?"

"Why, certain, Mr. Jones. I'd be glad to fill your prescription."

"And while yer at it, kin you cut each and every one of them pills into four pieces? Kin you do that for me, sonny?"

"Yes, I can, Mr. Jones, but you really need to take your medications in the strength in which they are prescribed. A quarter of a pill of ****** isn't sufficient for sex."

"Sonny, I'm 92 years old. I ain't got no interest in sex these days. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new shoes!"
 
1 pill is issued to every patient at The Old Solder's Home..Keeps them from rolling out of bed at night!!:sentimental:
 
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