WHOPPING BIG LIES, PORKIES, BIG FIBS thread,

Jillaroo

Jillaroo

Demented
Location
Mid North Coast NSW Australia
I'll start by telling you a bit about myself shall i, i am 5'9" very slim figure like Elle Mc Pherson, long blonde hair, i won Miss Australia 10 years ago, i graduated from Uni and now work as a secretary for the CEO of Ford finance. I also do a small amount of modelling to help my mate jen Hawkins out.
In my spare time i love to abseil and do pilates & body pump and when i get time i race my motor bike.
I currently live in Kirribilli in a 5 bedroom 4 garage home, love helping the gardener with all my prize French roses. That's about it.

 
I am 29 years old and live in a mansion here in Hawaii. I made my first million at the age of 16 and retired at 25.
I enjoy gambling on the Gold Coast and sailing on my 100 foot yacht when I'm not busy relaxing on my private island in the Bahamas

My health is excellent. My hearing is 100% and I have no aches and pains. I have all my teeth and weight a healthy 160 pounds. I expect to live to 105 years of age and hate jokes and senior forums. I would not ever express myself to strangers and I don't have a computer.
 
I am ... I am ... horribly inadequate. Can't spell, don't know the alphabet and can't read. I DO however speak 34 languages including Aramaic and Attic Greek.

I have no legs or arms, no body hair, no finger- or toenails. My eyes are a light shade of purple and I have a Hapsburg lip. I have two navels, three nipples and four testicles.

I am the King of Siam. I eat boulders and defecate pebbles. Men want to be with me, and women want to be like me.
 
So you mentioned, coincidentally I'm the Queen of Chaos. Oh sorry, this another lie thread. Queen of Co-ordinated Logistical Perfectionism then.

I do apologize for 4chan, thought the description was... ya know? kind of descriptive, especially the multiple navels and protrusive bits, it's how I imagined them, sorry.

Thinking I'll go to bed and dream up something dishonest to say on this thread later, it's soooo hard to do when you're perfect isn't it??
 
OK maybe Im stupid here but what the heck is abseil? It sounds like something to do with sex.

Jillaroo said:
I'll start by telling you a bit about myself shall i, i am 5'9" very slim figure like Elle Mc Pherson, long blonde hair, i won Miss Australia 10 years ago, i graduated from Uni and now work as a secretary for the CEO of Ford finance. I also do a small amount of modelling to help my mate jen Hawkins out.
In my spare time i love to abseil and do pilates & body pump and when i get time i race my motor bike.
I currently live in Kirribilli in a 5 bedroom 4 garage home, love helping the gardener with all my prize French roses. That's about it.

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Phil:
I have no legs or arms, no body hair, no finger- or toenails. My eyes are a light shade of purple and I have a Hapsburg lip. I have two navels, three nipples and four testicles.
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OMG..are you from Arkansas? I think I saw your brother uncle in Walmart last week.
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