Okay... It's a boring evening around here. So... I've worked over 40 years in and around other people's poop!! All my career has been spent in engineering and construction of water/wastewater facilities. When the girls were young, they got me a tee shirt that said "Your poop is my bread and butter!" And, your poop has provided a good living as we have raised our family.
I've been sprayed with raw sewage. I've stood in raw sewage, knee deep, making wet tie-ins. (You may not want to go much further!) I've seen the undigested corn and lettuce flow between my legs. On a recent project I watched our contractors cut into a residential sewer that had been plugged for at least two months. When that slug of "peanut butter & jelly" color and consistency waste dumped out into their excavation, one of them lost his lunch right there. Another "bad" experience was when a contractor couldn't get his high powered jetter through a main line. When it finally broke through, a couple of his crew members were in the downstream manhole. Someone had flushed a litter of kittens or puppies. That litter had layed in the sewer line until debris built up behind it and totally closed off the line. One cannot imagine how quickly both of those workers emptied their stomachs when they were hit with that odiforous waste stream!!!
Okay... enough. Dentists may have to smell your bad breath. A doctor may have to look at the boils on your butt. A plumber makes his living playing in your poop so you won't have to. He's worth every penny!!!!