Why, in Movies, do those being chased on foot, always fall over?

Crazed killer chasing you in a car, your on foot fleeing- you run in the middle of the street to enhance his target?
That is so prevalent. In so many movies. Even being on railway tracks with a train coming, they keep running on the track.
Duh, step off the track, idjit. :rolleyes:
 

The Mummy dragged one leg behind him and had one arm still caught up in his bindings, but he always caught up to a perfectly able-bodie
Before sex was invented in the 60's, the maidens being pursued had to wear thin negligees; if the old man has to haul the wife and kids
to the drive in, he has to have a tad of titillation.
 
In movies, the actors can always outrun a firestorm, a tidal wave, lava, an avalanch, but they can't run faster than The Mummy.

And why, when they hear a strange noise in the backyard, do they go out to see what it is, instead of calling the police?

Also how, in a city of a zillion people, after the comet has hit earth, or the aliens have blown the place up, or the zombies have taken over, do the lovers always find each other, the parents are reunited with their children or the guy meets up with his faithful dog WHEN I CAN'T FIND THE SPOUSAL EQUIVALENT AT WALMART ON A NON-CHRISTMASSY TUESDAY????? Huh? Riddle me that!
 
When they are sneaking around inside a house why do they leave their shoes on? Why do women running for their lives leave their high heels on? Why does every home in older movies have their booze out on the table in the rooms and all the bottles are store-bought fancy types? Why don't cars have dashboards when the camera is focused on the front seat passengers? Also, when two cops are in the front set of older movies why are they sitting shoulder-to-shoulder?
 
When the unarmed good guy is being chased by 10 guys with guns, he drops from a tree & knocks out one bad guy. Then he keeps running away from the other 9 guys.
But.....he never takes the bad guy's gun, 'cuz he's so good, he doesn't need it.
 
It drives me insane!! I hate watching films where the women...and it's almost always women who fall over.. as soon as that happens I turn the film or show off...

I get fed up watching women being portrayed as the weakest link in the chain
I recommend "The Brave One" & "Eye For An Eye"
 
Well, I watch the old 1930's movies and the young, newly married couple who are counting pennies to pay the rent ALWAYS HAVE A HOUSEKEEPER! She is always dressed in a uniform and a white apron. (!!!??????!!????)
And, many of the old western movies , the scenery looks like a Russell painting or a Bonanza set. No dust, and the dirt has been brushed clean with a broom!
They use guns that haven't been invented yet.
They wear bright pink shirts. Cowboys back then wouldn't be caught dead in bright pink shirts!
 
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My hubby watches all those 2 hour movies that are on TV every night. They use the same actors over and over, they all drink gallons of wine throughout the movie and get killed with the same knife in the last 15 minutes of the show.
My hubby sits riveted to the tube and I go into a coma.
 


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