Why is it......

[jujube]

 

[Guitarist]

Sure and they open the gates wide for me when they hear I'm on the way with my clamshell!

 

[Falcon]

If I tried it the whole darn shell would close.

 

[HazyDavey]

You can get drinks at an Aquarium? No one ever tells me this stuff ..

 

[QuickSilver]

You can get drinks at an Aquarium? No one ever tells me this stuff ..

No.. I think you pretty much have to arrive already "in the tank"....

 

[IKE]

Hey I know all about being nekkid and clam shells.

I went to a nude beach a couple times overseas back in my late 20's or early 30's.......people were throwing big clam shells at me along with sticks and rocks.

Ya know how in strip clubs the patrons yell, "take it off, take it off" ? Well with me they were yelling, "put it on, put it on".

 

[Buckeye]

 

[Warrigal]

Lying naked in a clam shell sounds rather uncomfortable to me.
Totally unergonomic.

 

[CoMoJayne]

You guys make me laugh out loud. Thank you for bringing laughter to my day, it's greatly appreciated!

 

[Guitarist]

At the beach, with my backup singers:

 

[Underock1]

I was trying to think of something clever to say, but decided to clam up.
Nice picture of a naked lady, though. The words didn'i quite cover all of the naughty bits. :drool1:

 

[SeaBreeze]

I don't know why, but was reminded of this old cartoon.