why trick or treating is better than sex.

[macgeek]

1. The worse you look the better.
2. You can do it all night long.
3. If you're not satisfied with what you get just go to the next house.
4. Don't have to fake moaning.
5. Always guaranteed to get something good in the sack.

 

[Aunt Marg]

ROFLMAO!

Thanks for the morning laugh, Mac!

It's just what I needed to kick-start my day!

 

[fmdog44]

But sex is not fattening.

 

[Ferocious]

Why trick or treating is better than sex.
The trick for treating your partner is sex and more sex, the more the better........but of course, I wouldn't know of such things.

 

[Aneeda72]

But sex is not fattening.

Untrue, , you need to watch more movies

 

[hellomimi]

Untrue, , you need to watch more movies

Isn't calisthenics workout involved in sex? Unless it's limited to boring missionary, sexcercise is a great way to shape up. No?

 

[Gary O']

Isn't calisthenics workout involved in sex? Unless it's limited to boring missionary, sexcercise is a great way to shape up. No?

Well.....yeaaaaah

Actually, it's best to be in shape when frolicking

 

[Aunt Bea]

I've never had a bad Reese's peanut butter cup!

Put a little love in your life!

 

[Pappy]

You might want to share some kisses with your wife...Hershey’s I mean..