Woman Is Suing Kraft Mac And Cheese Because It Takes Too Long To Make

jujube said:
Well, I can answer that question. The Spousal Equivalent just brought home a small "brick" of Velveeta (16 ounces...almost $5!) today to use in some recipe he found on the internet. The expiration date is May 28, 2023.

My mother used a lot of Velveeta when I was a kid because it was cheap. Not so today.

I hear some people referring to "commodity cheese" they ate as kids because it came from the government. Was that like Velveeta?
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We called it "welfare cheese". I can't speak for other places but one time I managed to get a brick of it and it was the best american cheese I ever had, definitely not soft like Velveeta. It was almost like deluxe american with a hint of cheddar. This was years ago and it's been discontinued but everyone remembers welfare cheese!
 

At Disney's Epcot, there is an attraction called The Living Seas. To get to the area where the huge acquarium is, you take an "elevator" that supposedly takes you hundreds of feet below the surface of the sea while in reality it shakes a bit, you get to look at fake "windows" that show you descending rapidly and it actually drops a couple of inches. You exit through the other side of the "elevator car" and voila! you're on the sea bed. Disney magic!!!

Well, many years ago when it first opened, a man tried to sue Disney because he said his eardrums were damaged by the
"rapid decompression" he suffered while riding the "elevator". The sad thing is that Disney probably threw some money at him just to get him to go away.

People are always trying to sue Las Vegas casinos and hotels for fake injuries. It hardly ever works, because there are more cameras in Las Vegas than anywhere else in the world. All they have to do is call up the videos and the game is over.
 
hollydolly said:
What the plaintiff focuses on is the fifth instruction, “cheese sauce will thicken upon standing” which they say constitutes a longer “ready” time than the packaging claims.
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Oh, well that starts to sound reasonable for making a complaint then. I wonder if a Kraft competitor is paying her to sue?

I frequently roll my eyes at some of the claims on packages for the time they say it will be ready, only true in my experience when it is a bag of frozen veggies or frozen dinner.
 

I bought a Jimmy Dean Loaded potato breakfast bowl yesterday. The picture and description showed
bacon and chives.
But, there were no pieces of bacon nor were there any chives. It still tasted all right though.
Would have tasted better with chives and bacon.
Should I start litigation? Haha!
Kidding! I don't do that!
 

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