I only know the expression: Single and ready to mingle. I didn't even know what it meant.
Once we had an office party, but I knew nobody there except for 1 direct colleague who gave me a ride. I was stuck to him like glue as if he was my mom. It was so absurd that one guy said: Do you mind if I borrow him from you for a moment? And normally I hardly even talk to him. They had no cat, so he was stuck with me. I did walk away a few times outside to make it look less crazy.