Worlds Oldest Living Animal

Oh I read that yesterday, and of course we killed it. Sheeeesh!!!!

Warning to all living things:

Human Beings are the most dangerous life form in the known universe. Please stay away from us.
 
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Nov. 14, 2013

Ming the Mollusk

1499-2013

Ming was born near Iceland in 1499 and lived a full, happy life until some dipshit scientist ripped him out of his nice, warm alluvial layer and put him in a large Petri dish in order to "study" him, in the process causing Ming's death.

He is survived by 14,645 children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, great-great-grandchildren and several second cousins.

Viewing is at The Icelandic Bar and Grill, 4-11pm. Ask for the soup de jour. In lieu of flowers the family asks that you send some salt.
 

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You are so right OldHipster humans are so destructive,that is why I like animals more.
 

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