Would you do this though you have no talent?

[Elsie]

For $1,000 would you sing, or dance before a concert audience?

 

[RadishRose]

no

 

[Knight]

Singing.

Only if the concert promoters assured me that there would be no law suits for hearing damage.

Dancing

If I got paid extra for people laughing because I danced like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

 

[Beezer]

edit...

 

[Elsie]

Well I sure wouldn't, for only a thousand bucks. lol

 

[Babs2u]

Nope.

 

[Teacher Terry]

Definitely not!

 

[Sciguy]

For $1,000 would you sing, or dance before a concert audience?

That depends. How many drinks have I had beforehand?

 

[Gardenlover]

Yes, because that is how you get better.

 

[Naturally]

For $1,000 would you sing, or dance before a concert audience?
... would that cover the bail?

 

[oscash]

I would have to practise beforehand, have a Symphony Orchestra and let's hope I don't forget the words.

 

[WheatenLover]

No.

 

[Bella]

Sure, but I'd have to see the cash first.

 

[Veronica]

No

 

[jujube]

I've never let lack of talent stop me before....why now? And especially for a thousand dollars!!!

 

[Aunt Bea]

What makes you think that I haven’t!

 

[OneEyedDiva]

I've been told often that I'm a good dancer, most recently last week. Decades ago someone even came up to me in a club and asked if I danced professionally. So maybe I'd dance (if I was part of a troupe). I might even sing if I was part of a group, but I would not do either of those things solo.

 

[OldFeller]

I can't sing or dance but I'm real good at taking money off your hands if its burning a hole in your pocket.

 

[Trish]

Absolutely! $1,000 is about £745!

When flash mobs were a thing, there was an event near where I worked and, of course, we all went over. It was great fun and we all joined in. I love dancing and won a bright green iPod mini. I don't think I would have sung but, dancing is fun so, why not?

It wasn't this event but, had I known, you bet that I would have been there

 

[timoc]

What makes you think that I haven’t!

I hope you are not forgetting the duet we did Bea, at the... no I won't mention the venue, it would sound like boasting. I hope they cut the grass at Windsor this year.

 

[hollydolly]

Of course....

I can dance..I can't sing..well not good... but I used to be a stand up comedian in the pubs and clubs as a side hustle .. that's a fact probably none of you know... and I was good at it judging by the fact no-one threw anything at me ..lol....but for money I wuld definitely sing in front of a crowd..even a hostile crowd..

 

[Della]

Sure.

 

[C50]

I'd be willing to embarrass myself for five minutes for $1,000, hell I've done it lots of time for free.

 

[hearlady]

For $1,000 would you sing, or dance before a concert audience?

I might sing......out of tune.

 

[old medic]

For $1000.... SURE... do it for free all the time...
They usually pay me to stop....