Would you do this though you have no talent?

[bobcat]

Well, it's certainly not on my bucket list, but considering the average song is about 3 minutes, which translates to over $300 a minute.
I think I could tough it out as long as I know where the exit door is and I never have to see them again.
That being said, there would need to also be a stipulation in the contract that no tomatoes would be allowed into the auditorium.

 

[JustDave]

Maybe on that old TV program, The Gong Show, but me singing in a concert hall would be an affront to civilized society. You would have to offer me a million just to get me to think about it.

 

[Deya]

Naw, not even for $100K in cash. Life is to short and I don't have enough years left to live past the embarrassment.

 

[HazyDavey]

Well, I have sung, played the guitar, told a few jokes, but never danced. For much much less than $1000.00.
I guess I can be bought easily..

 

[KSav]

No, not for $1,000.

 

[Rakaia]

Yep, I'd do A Mother's Lament, short, sharp but not at all sweet.

 

[StarSong]

Sure would. I'm a fair dancer and a truly terrible singer. I'd preface my performance with, "Not sure why y'all are paying to hear this, but since you're game, so am I." And I'd let loose.

 

[Rae]

If I could have a recording behind me of someone who can sing, I can sing along with it and sound decent. In fact I have done this, so yes.

 

[LadyEmeraude]

I am sure, I would not. BUT if my performance was expected
to be only for 30 seconds, I just might

 

[fuzzybuddy]

I am definitely a ham. I'd gladly take the $1,000, first; but to be in front of an audience-I would have done it for free. And as long as it's not a contest rule the audience has to stay while I sing/dance. My singing and dancing would clear the place out in less than 10 seconds.

 

[Disgustedman]

Add two 00 and I'd seriously consider it.

 

[Sunny]

I can't imagine why anyone would pay someone to do this. And my answer would depend on their motives.

If it's a talent search, and I actually had enough talent to enjoy sharing it with people, sure. I'd probably do it for nothing. Especially if I was young and had show business aspirations.

If it's for a nasty exhibition of no-talent people up there to be made fun of, no. There's something sick about it.