Fella with a clipboard.......
"Good morning, Sir, I'm doing a survey about peoples shopping habits, would you answer a few questions for me?"
Me.......
"No."
Fella with clipboard......
"It will only take a few minutes."
Me.......
"No."
Fella with clipboard......
"Can't you say anything else other than 'no'?"
Me......
"Yes."
Fella with clipboard....
"Oh, goodie, what would that be?"
Me....
"P*ss off, I'm in a hurry."
Have you ever been harangued by these people, and if so, how did you get rid of them?
I must have one of those gormless faces, because they always seem to home in on me.
"Good morning, Sir, I'm doing a survey about peoples shopping habits, would you answer a few questions for me?"
Me.......
"No."
Fella with clipboard......
"It will only take a few minutes."
Me.......
"No."
Fella with clipboard......
"Can't you say anything else other than 'no'?"
Me......
"Yes."
Fella with clipboard....
"Oh, goodie, what would that be?"
Me....
"P*ss off, I'm in a hurry."
Have you ever been harangued by these people, and if so, how did you get rid of them?
I must have one of those gormless faces, because they always seem to home in on me.

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