Pulled into a station because my car was running on fumes. The station owner had paid a homeless guy to paint the edge of the cement that the pumps were mounted. I accidently ran over his paint roller and he proceeded to raise cane at me. I was pumping gas and finally realized his issue. He wouldn't quit complaining, so I finally handed him $5 and picked up the roller. I walked over to a dumpster and threw the mangled roller in. Then I got back to my car and the same guy wanted his roller back. I apologized for running over it, reminded him about the $5 and told him I threw my roller away. He was still staring as I drove away. You can't make this stuff up.