You have one wish!

This is a play-pretend thread. A magic Genie pops out of a lamp and gives you one wish! What is it? No, I KNOW there's supposed to be three wishes but no, There is only ONE WISH! This is to help divert your attention to something frivilous!
 
I don't remember the whole joke, but the punch line was "do you really think I'd use my one wish to ask for a 12 inch pianist?"
 

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