You know you’re old when….

[Mr. Ed]

You know you’re old when your social circle consists of doctors, nurses and receptionist you meet at medical appointments.

You know you‘re old when you surf the web to find out the best procedure for swollen prostrate and where to get it done.

You know you’re old when you can’t remember what day it is.

You know you’re old when people open the door for.

You know you‘re old when every day is a challenge.

You know you’re old when a road trip is to a medical appointment in another town.

 

[Jazzy1]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Jazzy1]

 

[jujube]

...when your spouse says "You wanna go upstairs and have a good time?" and you ask, "Which one?"

 

[KSav]

 

[horseless carriage]

How to tell that you are getting old:
Your knees sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You have no idea who anyone on the radio is, and you are completely okay with it.
You try to dial the phone until your grandchild tells you that's the TV remote control.
You've become a human barometer, predicting rain with your joints.
You recognise expensive antiques because you threw one just like it away.