You know you're a Okie when.......

[IKE]

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You have at least one vehicle with a rag for a gas cap.

3. You consider your license plate personalized because your sister made it while in the pen.

4. You use a ironing board as a buffet table.

5. Your daughter wanted ammo for a wedding present.

6. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

7. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.

8. You can entertain yourself for hours sitting in the kitchen with a fly swatter.

9. You've been in a lengthy custody battle over a coon dog.

10. Going to the bathroom at night involves wearing shoes and carrying a flashlight.

Got more ?

 

[Ken N Tx]

1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
7. You own a homemade fur coat.
8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
14. Birds are attracted to your beard.
15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

 

[Ken N Tx]

1. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
2. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
3. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
4. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
5. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
6. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
7. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
8. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
9. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
10. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
11. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
12. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
13. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
14. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
15. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
16. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
17. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
18. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
19. Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
20. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[HazyDavey]

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. :encouragement:

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." :encouragement:


:glee:.. That was fun to read.
Thanks Ike & Ken !!

ps.. Nice song Aunt Bea.