Your Senior Flirting FAILs

dilettante

dilettante

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Michigan
Text messages or a paragraph of prose. Maybe even poetry. Or comments made in passing. Lines that fail to impress in general. Some examples:

I'll get us started, hon. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

How you doin'? I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing! Come here often? Seriously, I can't remember.

This candlelight brings out the blue in your hair!

Hey beautiful! They still let me drive, need a ride to the pharmacy? It's Buy One Get One on laxatives!

Ok ladies, your turn. :devilish:
 
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You wanna go upstairs and get frisky? You decide....I can't do both.

You've got great teeth. They'd look good in a jar on my nightstand.

I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

Hey, you wanna come over to my place and compare Medicare plans?

Either my pacemaker is acting up or I'm in love!

Are your Depends bunched up or are you just glad to see me?

I just got a new hip replacement. How about you and me taking it for a spin?

Every day will be our first day together 'cause I'll forget it all by tomorrow.

You remind me of my false teeth 'cause I'd love to take you out tonight.
 
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