You know your getting old when..........

[Robert59]

People my age coming up too talk and treating me like along lost friend that I never met before. Young people treating me like a old fart that doesn't have any brains.

 

[Aneeda72]

First thing you need to do before you do anything else, find a bathroom.

 

[Manatee]

When folks see you with white hair and a cane and hold doors open for you.

 

[Old Dummy]

"You know you're getting old when . . . "

Your back goes out more than you do.

 

[jujube]

You know you're getting old when.....

You remember when the catchphrase was "WHATEVER!" and now it's "DEPENDS".

"Getting lucky" means that the Metamucil has worked today.

You had a date last night and you had to slap him three times. It's not that he got fresh with you......you just wanted to make sure he was still alive.

 

[Old Dummy]

You know you're getting old when you go out in public and everyone you see is younger than you.

I go to the local watering hole once in a while and am always happy to see when this older couple I know are there. He is 77, she's around the same. If they don't come in, then I'm almost always the oldest.

 

[win231]

You sink your teeth into a sandwich, and they stay there.

All the names in your little black book end in "MD."

You bend down to pick up something from the floor & ask yourself, "Is there anything else I need while I'm down here?"

 

[SeaBreeze]

You know you're getting old when you wake up with an injury just from sleeping in bed. My left shoulder has been bothering me, and I think it's because I favor my left side for most of the night. ld:

 

[AZ Jim]

You know you're getting old when you wake up with an injury just from sleeping in bed. My left shoulder has been bothering me, and I think it's because I favor my left side for most of the night. ld:

I have the exact same problem...

 

[AZ Jim]

You know you ARE old when you were born in1936....

 

[Furryanimal]

You can travel free on the bus.

 

[Ruthanne]

You have a buckeye card!

 

[Ruthanne]

You sink your teeth into a sandwich, and they stay there.

All the names in your little black book end in "MD."

You bend down to pick up something from the floor & ask yourself, "Is there anything else I need while I'm down here?"

Hahahahahahaha~

 

[Geezerette]

Like oldguy54 said, lately every time I'm out somewhere some nice person starts up a conversation. Both men & women. Kind of unexpected fun. And the other stuff mentioned above applies too, haha.

 

[fmdog44]

What was the topic?

 

[Old Dummy]

You know you're old when the main topic of discussion with friends and family is always about HEALTH PROBLEMS.

 

[Pappy]

 

[fuzzybuddy]

When people refer to your childhood years as "History".

BTW . as to : "You know you're getting old when you wake up with an injury just from sleeping in bed"
I woke up this morning after somebody beat the hell out of me as I slept.

 

[Knight]

you know your getting old when you believe you are.

 

[Sassycakes]

1.I know I am old every time I'm talking to my family and I say I don't remember something and then they look shocked.
2.When I look in the mirror and wonder who I'm looking at.
3.When it's my birthday and the candles don't fit on the cake !

 

[treeguy64]

You start reading the obits, and telling yourself, "Alright, I've outlived him/her!"

 

[Wren]

You find it difficult to open jars that the lid used to come off at the flick of a wrist...

 

[hollydolly]

You can travel free on the bus.

I'm definitely not old yet then...I'm not old enough to have a Free Bus pass... layful:

 

[AZ Jim]

Old starts at 70 in my opinion. I've been old over 12 years now.

 

[Manatee]

You know that you are getting old when you go to an event in the retirement community and everyone there is younger than you.