Humor - Doctors

One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn’t been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor said, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.” Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammered, “Doc, exactly what is my problem?”



The doctor replied, “You’re not drinking enough water.”
 

Due to a job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown
to New York City. Being that he had a very comprehensive
health history, he brought along all of his medical
paperwork, when it came time for his first check up
with his new Doctor. After browsing through the
medical history, the Doctor stared at Brian for a
few moments and said, " Well there’s one thing I can say for certain,
you sure look better in person than you do on paper!"
 
A woman was very concerned about her weight. She rushed into the doctor's office, but found no receptionist there. She figured the receptionist was on a break. The door, to the exam area, was open. She rushed into the first exam room where she saw a young man standing. She knew the practice had recently hired a new doctor. Hastily she removed her clothes. "Doctor, I must know, do I look overweight? Please put my mind at ease!" The man in the room looked at her. "Ma'am, I have two things I must tell you: First, you're overweight. Second, your doctor moved a floor up, and I'm a carpenter doing the remodeling, here."
 
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