Unusual send offs

Nothing special, just put my ashes into one of my Hillbilly Tupperware containers and be sure to burp the lid!

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I don't want to be buried. Sooner or later, they are going to pave over me, and I'll be in a McDonald's parking lot. Uh. UH. No way. If I had my way, I'd be cremated and my ashes flushed down my toilet. The reason is getting all the permits and the tons of utter grief, and "up to code" pain my septic system caused me, I want to say no one can ever take it away from me.
 
I don't want my family to have to pay a huge sum to bury me because burial is so expensive now. I opt for my body to be donated to a medical college (won't they have fun looking at my f'd up organs!):LOL: and then they can have a happy party to celebrate my life. I don't want anyone to be crying for I won't know what's happened to me after my demise. I do know it may be a relief.

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