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Davey Jones

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So Im watching my local News,Florida,when a FASH,Bulletin scrolled across the bottom of my screen.


BETH AND JAY MARRIAGE MAY BE IN TROUBLE.

So should I head to the bathtub and cover my family with a mattress?.....somebody find out whats going on here .(cowering)
 

So Im watching my local News,Florida,when a FASH,Bulletin scrolled across the bottom of my screen.


BETH AND JAY MARRIAGE MAY BE IN TROUBLE.

So should I head to the bathtub and cover my family with a mattress?.....somebody find out whats going on here .(cowering)



LOL ... probably they meant Bey (Beyonce) and JayZ ... but, yeah, who cares! :D
 
So Im watching my local News,Florida,when a FASH,Bulletin scrolled across the bottom of my screen.


BETH AND JAY MARRIAGE MAY BE IN TROUBLE.

So should I head to the bathtub and cover my family with a mattress?.....somebody find out whats going on here .(cowering)

find another channel
 
Talk about your non-news items ... thank Buddha for MeTV!

What annoys me is the local severe weather warnings. A week or so ago we had a series of small storms here, and dozens of times a day the National Weather Service would scroll their alerts across the top of the screen, along with a VERY annoying alarm klaxon -

"ARRRRRRRRRR! ARRRRRRRRRRRR! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Then the computer-synthesized voice came on, sounding like they were using a 1971 speech synthesizer ...

"THERE IS A SEVERE WEATHER WARNING FOR ... SULLIVAN COUNTY, MONROE COUNTY, SUSQUEHANNA COUNTY AND PIKE COUNTY ... FROM 4:15PM TO 4:25PM ... "

Of course I don't LIVE in any of those counties ...

They would repeat this 3 or 4 times in a row, and ALWAYS during the best parts of The Honeymooners or Bonanza, cutting off all soundtrack from the shows, and after a while I figured out that they NEVER, NOT ONCE ran these alerts during commercials.

REALLY?!?

So a storm won't do any damage for the 20 minutes out of every hour that commercials are running? Do you mean to tell me that you have a deal with those sponsors that you won't interrupt their paid-for advertising, even if a flood of Biblical proportions is rolling down the valley?


The more I see of TV the more I love my Internet. :mad:
 
So Im watching my local News,Florida,when a FASH,Bulletin scrolled across the bottom of my screen.


BETH AND JAY MARRIAGE MAY BE IN TROUBLE.

So should I head to the bathtub and cover my family with a mattress?.....somebody find out whats going on here .(cowering)

;) Too funny!!!!

All this dire celebrity drama garbage they pass off as news nowadays is so nauseating.

There should be a button on every TV remote that sends a painful electric shock to the programming & news directors of whichever local TV station you happen to be tuned to at the time, which you can press every time they broadcast some crap like that.
 


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