World's Shortest Books

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World's ShortestBooks​

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOWTO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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GUIDE TO: THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATINGETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FINDTHE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE DETROITLIONS

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My Complete Knowledgeof Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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AND, JUST ADDED:

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

 

[That Guy]

The Top Nineteen World's Shortest Books
19. Famous Italian War Heroes
18. Al Gore: The Wild Years
17. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
16. America's Most Popular Lawyers
15. Career Opportunities for History Majors
14. Detroit - a Travel Guide
13. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
12. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
11. Easy UNIX
10. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
9. Everything Men Know About Women
8. Everything Women Know About Men
7. French Hospitality
6. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
5. How to Sustain A Musical Career by Art Garfunkel
4. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
3. Staple Your Way to Success
2. The Amish Phone Book
AND the Number One World's Shortest Books
1. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

 

[SifuPhil]

The Top Nineteen World's Shortest Books
19. Famous Italian War Heroes

HEY!!!

I'm quarter-Guin... er, Italian!

We had PLENTY of famous Italian war heroes ... Generalissimo Guiseppe Balducci and his famous "smelly wheel" defense of Provolone ... Signora Theresa Alvatto and her selfless (and gymnastic) actions that kept up the morale of the 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] Amore Cav ... Private Antonio Tuscadero, who threw himself on a pineapple to save his comrades - it wasn't HIS fault it was a REAL pineapple ...