What Is A Man? - Esquire's View

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"And suppose I do rescue you from a lifetime of loneliness stranded on this beach," he said. "What's in it for me?"

She looked at him demurely and whispered: "Sand."
 
I don't read those silly things. You just can't help but not see them when you're in a store buying other books. I like murder mysteries.
 
When I worked in a drug store (first job out of high school) our security guys caught a customer shoplifting a bunch of those romance novels. Took him to the back room and discovered he was a well-known local ophthalmologist. The guy had $200 cash on him!

Just some weird compulsion.

You laugh when you see them, I think of the rich kleptomaniac eye doctor.
 
C'est Moi said:
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Flavia: "If I had a flower for each time I thought of you, I'd walk in my garden forever."

Alesandro: "I have a crab in my pants."
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LOL!!!!

Bless you for using the name "Flavia." When those machines came out, I was the only one in the office who knew that used to be a popular girl's name. There was a Christmas movie with a little girl named Flavia in it.

I was watching a Twilight Zone episode and the woman's name "Iona" was used. Made me start looking at popular names of the past that are no longer used. It's too bad.
 
In The Sticks said:
LOL!!!!

Bless you for using the name "Flavia." When those machines came out, I was the only one in the office who knew that used to be a popular girl's name. There was a Christmas movie with a little girl named Flavia in it.

I was watching a Twilight Zone episode and the woman's name "Iona" was used. Made me start looking at popular names of the past that are no longer used. It's too bad.
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I was just trying to come up with cheesy bodice-ripper names.
 
MarciKS said:
When I think of strength of character...putting up with someone else's BS does not come to mind. Kudos to those that are willing to do it, though.
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Maybe, but then again, in the nicest possible way, who is there to cope with our own failings. Do you think everyone should be alike, or even like you, (BTW I hate b/s as much as the next person, and I'm hearing a surfeit of it away from these forums right now!). :( .
 
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