@Gaer Here is one I wrote all in fun, so please no one take offense. It is written in the style of the old cowboy poetry and lacks the graces required for the modern trend of cowboy poetry. Remember all in fun and chuckwagon campfire cowboy-style sarcasm and humor from an old ex cowgirls point of view. A few years ago at an old time cowboy poetry reading, this one was the crowd favorite. To fully appreciate this style and meter, it really is best when recited. Notice I didn't capitalize the 5th line as it is read as one line with the 4th. I added commas to indicate pauses and may not be correct grammar.
What Ever Happened to Cowpokes
by Faye Fox
Cowboy that and cowboy this
I’m sick of it, no respect for the Miss
In fact, little or no respect for the cow
Lots of bull while boys drink morning coffee
with half fried eggs and meat from the sow
Have these boys forgot who taught them to deliver a calf?
It wasn’t their daddy, who put his arm in half
Mama was the one that put her arm in all the way
She was never skirmish or dramatic but was calm and steady,
turned the breech around, then went about her day
Now I must address the real issue
So you drugstore types may need a tissue
I’m sick and tired of the boy or girl with only a horse or pony
Braggin about rodeo belt buckles so dang big from fancy riding,
just city slickers, and riding in the rodeo doesn’t erase the phony
They call themselves cow boy or girl
It makes me nauseous and sick, I want to hurl
If your mini ranch or city lot has no cows that moo
Just horses all groomed up and pretty,
calling yourself a cow anything is just lots of bull poo poo
Call yourself a horse girl or boy
Your $100K horse trailer pulled by your $50K toy
Doesn’t impress me, as I see no cows in the back
Just fancy expensive horses, special blended horse food,
choice hay, expensive custom made saddles, and all your tack
Your boots girl, look at the extra high heel
I bet that crocodile will soon off the cow leather peel
Lucky for you, you have a horse and don’t have to walk
Because those fashion boots you wear up to your knee
with those denim looking leggings, so tight you can hardly talk
Real western wear is not made in China or places with forced labor
It is made in the Americas, Australia, and such and something to savor
Real cowgirls or boys never dressed up all fancy and guss
Fashion wasn’t considered, just wear that aided them in their work,
their hat had a purpose as did chaps, boots, dressing was never a fuss
So real cattle people prodding cattle along were called pokes
Long before the all-inclusive cowboy became popular and material for jokes
Real cowboys never called their mama a cowboy, not even a cowgirl
When her jeans were ripped and worn, they got mended, not sold
in a boutique for a high price, because they had back pockets adorned with pearl
Just look at all the tops for women and girls, so many and once called a shirt
Spaghetti straps tank tops crop tops camis bandeaus all designed for flirt
I confess and reveal I love the fitted tanks especially ones with built in bras
My old age has made me observe being more traditional and modest,
therefore, I buy the built-in extra, not for support but to hide my ta tas
The cowboy of the past with all the blood and gore
Were not defined by dress from a western store
Past cowgirls worked hard from rising till bed
Not like the Hollywood ones, angrily marching,
wearing plastic female *******s on their head
Cowpokes is correct not slang as Hollywood wants us to believe
The cowpokes language isn’t totally lost, just needs retrieve
Ever try to poke a horse?
Just try it, if you don’t believe me
just don’t come crying to me with your fools remorse
Listen guys this isn’t a women’s lib rant
Just me, now a city girl, that doesn’t know can’t
I no longer can call myself a cow that or this
I live in town wear sandals and girly sports wear,
fix my hair all pretty, and the cow poo ..... I don’t miss