We got that one a ton!If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about!
I'm convinced that old saying was moms favourite! LOL!
We got that one a ton!If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about!
I only had one problem when at the dinner table....I am very picky when it comes to food....When my Mom put the food on the table, I mostly
wouldn't eat the meat....Only salad.....My Dad always wanted me to eat mostly a piece of meat....So if I didn't eat the meat, I would excuse myself
and go up to my room....My Dad would come to see if I was OK....He tried to tell me meat is good for you....So one day my Mom put a huge
chicken on the table....Dad said, come on now, Pat, try the chicken....I liked chicken from that moment...…. Dad was pleased.....
I still don't eat meat....My husband doesn't care, as long as I make him meat......Ha Ha....
We got that one a ton!
I'm convinced that old saying was moms favourite! LOL!
Everyone has their thing....."Let's be clear", a lot do like meat!.
There was a tv star in the 1970s here in the UK called Hilda Baker, who made her comedy career out of similar misspoken words!My sister and I have a collection of things we call "Momisms."
My mother was always confusing words She said, "I'm gonna call the head poncho."
We were shopping for a New Year's outfit for her and she told the sales clerk that she wanted a "lamaze" blouse. I said, "Mom, you want a lamé blouse. Lamaze is a birthing method." "Whatever," she replied "And I'll need one of those pop-up bras."
That story is truly one of our favorites!
My father had yet another saying, (apologies if I've posted it earlier and forgotten!):Everyone has their thing.....
When did you last check?Last time I checked I wasn't a boy.![]()
Tough gig I'd have thought, defending guys like that, but I suppose they weren't all bad(?).My dad was born in Russia & grew up in Chicago. He was a defense attorney for several big mobsters. Most of his sayings came from his clients & are too dirty to post here. But I remember "Make yourself useful" before telling us to do something.
His favorite one was "He's fulla s---."
If this thread comes to a close soon, this post above would be the one to end on! .Nice thread!
My dad would say, "When every day is a holiday, no day is a holiday."
A bit haunting today.
The second one you mentioned is so simple, yet so subtle too, and brings back memories from my childhood, when I didn't realise what it meant, and how the mickey was being taken out of me, but they are all good aren't they.My dad's favorite saying was : "The dog would have caught the rabbit if he hadn't stopped to pee"
Three other of his favorites were "I see said the blind man"
"There's a pony under there somewhere"-part of the famous barnyard joke
"Let's play it by ear"- A saying I say just about everyday myself.