Somebody's face mask on my front sidewalk

[Keesha]

But then we wouldn’t hear his sexy Australian accent.

 

[jujube]

When you guys are finished with him, send him over to my house for a few chores. I'll be waiting with a towel to wipe off the sweat from his brow (his and mine). Hmmm, maybe he'd like to take a shower...…...

 

[win231]

When I found a mask on my front lawn, I called this guy & he arrived very quickly:

 

[Damaged Goods]

Maybe it was my mask which I removed after leaving church. Got home and couldn't find it in my truck. I must have dropped it -- inadvertently, of course, -- in the church parking lot. My bad.

 

[Keesha]

Maybe it was my mask which I removed after leaving church. Got home and couldn't find it in my truck. I must have dropped it -- inadvertently, of course, -- in the church parking lot. My bad.

Ok! But how did it get from the church parking lot to deboduns front lawn. ( key in spooky haunting music )

 

[Keesha]

When you guys are finished with him, send him over to my house for a few chores. I'll be waiting with a towel to wipe off the sweat from his brow (his and mine). Hmmm, maybe he'd like to take a shower...…...

Who says we’ll be finished with him? And what’s with this ‘we’ thing.

 

[Kaila]

Or put an inside out plastic bag over your hand, pick it up, turn it right-side out, seal it and throw it in the garbage can.

That is what I would do.

And then, hope no others appear.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Ok! But how did it get from the church parking lot to deboduns front lawn. ( key in spooky haunting music )

One of Lucifer's Fallen Angels flew it there just to torment poor ol' debodun.

 

[Keesha]

One of Lucifer's Fallen Angels flew it there just to torment poor ol' debodun.

Torment.
I see. She’s just a victim of the devil.

 

[win231]

Maybe it was my mask which I removed after leaving church. Got home and couldn't find it in my truck. I must have dropped it -- inadvertently, of course, -- in the church parking lot. My bad.

Littering God's parking lot? With Him watching?

 

[Kaila]

What should I do about it?

Did you figure out a solution to your problem, RR ?
If not, I think you should start a new thread for that one.



And as for your OP, Deb,
if all of the other suggested solutions fail, I would favor this one:

Bring out your bleach jug & slop bleach all over it.

Thanks for the humor, everyone.

 

[debodun]

I went down front this morning to do some weeding along the sidewalk and the mask was gone, but there was an empty cigatette pack in almost the same place.

 

[Keesha]

Oh no! Now you’ve got that cigarette package to worry about

 

[debodun]

No worries. I scooped it up with a hand trowel and it is in repose on the compost pile.

 

[rgp]

No worries. I scooped it up with a hand trowel and it is in repose on the compost pile.

Then why in the hell did you make a big deal out of it here ?????

 

[debodun]

Why are you making a big deal about it?

As as long as I had the garden trowel out, I took the opportunity to flip the neighbor's dog turds back on their property.