Life In A Square World.

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LIFE IN A SQUARE WORLD!
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You are a sick bunch. Maybe there is a forum member who is a therapist that could check in and check you out...
 
A hillbilly mountaineer sends his son to college. The boy comes home after graduation and is asked by his father, "Waal, boy, what is it you been learnin' at that flatland collige?"

"Mathemetics, Father," replies the young man.

"Matheematics? Woo-eee, that sounds fancy! Speak me some of them mathematics."

"You don't "speak" mathematics, Father", the youth replied condescendingly. "Mathematics is an applied science, not a language."

"If Ah say speak me some of them there matheematics, boy, Ah MEAN for you to do it! You do it now."

"Very well. Pi r squared. There, I've "spoken" you some mathematics."

"Tarnation! Ah knowed Ah shudn't have wasted mah money sending you off to collige. You ain't larned nothing! Four years down in that flatland collige and you come home and try to tell me pie are squared. Everybody knows pie aren't square! Pie are ROUND. CORNBREAD are square! Damn fool!"
 
Ronco or Popeil had a square egg maker back in the 70's (?). You boiled an egg, peeled it and dropped it into a small square plastic box. You then screwed the lid on and it forced the warm egg into a square shape. When it cooled, you popped it out and voila! you had a square egg. They touted that the egg slices fit on sandwiches so much better than round slices. Yep, and all those years you didn't know that you could have been making your boiled egg sandwiches soooo much more attractively.
 
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