Maid Riddle

[debodun]

What did the maid say, who only used an Apple computer?

 

[Aunt Marg]

I like eating my apples in bits & bytes?

 

[Aunt Marg]

May I have a bite (byte)?

 

[debodun]

No bites or bytes in the answer.

 

[Aunt Marg]

This computer sucks to the core?

 

[Treacle]

It's raining I need my Mac

 

[Aunt Marg]

I like Apples but would prefer a Mac (as in Macintosh)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

While I like Apples, I'd much rather own a DELL-icious?

 

[debodun]

All good guesses, but keep trying.

 

[Aunt Marg]

I like to classify myself as a Minute-Maid (as in the store-bought brand of apple juice)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

I really like my Apple, but would love to meet a Jack (as in Applejacks)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

I like my Apple, but it's missing a Jack?

 

[Treacle]

IMac (I make) - she has an accent!!! a good Apple Pie!!!

 

[Aunt Marg]

I like my Apple, but if only it could bake a pie?

P.S. Riding the coattails of Treacle on this one! LOL! Sorry Tre!

We have to keep the pressure on and Tony, out of this one! ROFLMAO!

 

[Treacle]

Have to rush off for dinner will get back as soon as poss. Keep up the good work @Aunt Marg

 

[Aunt Marg]

My Apple sure works great when Googling pi-r squared (mathematics)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Have to rush off for dinner will get back as soon as poss. Keep up the good work @Aunt Marg

Have a good supper, Tre!

I think this one is going to be one of those tougher ones, so I should still be here poking away when you get back! LOL!

 

[Aunt Marg]

I loved that computer until an electrical storm touched down and turned my Apple into apple-crisp?

 

[debodun]

Apple isn't in the answer, either.

 

[Sassycakes]

My apple is really appealing

 

[debodun]

Apple is not in the answer.

 

[Treacle]

I loved that computer until an electrical storm touched down and turned my Apple into apple-crisp?

Back now. How do you think these things up? What a brain!!!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Back now. How do you think these things up? What a brain!!!

ROFLMAO!

Thanks, Tre, I truly grasp at every straw when it comes to these riddles, nothing is off the table!

 

[Aunt Marg]

While I like being a maid, I'd much rather be a Mac Model (as in different models of Apple Computers)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

While I like being a maid, I'd much rather like to be a Laptop-dancer?