Does anyone have a favorite clean humor...?

Chrise said:
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Robin Williams! Now you’re talkin’
I loved that guy. There was a thread here that asked if you’ve ever cried over a celebrities death and I said no.
I have cried over the death of celebrities and Robin Williams was one of them. He made people laugh and was famous for it yet committed suicide from depression. I could say more but won’t. 🙁
 
Keesha said:
Robin Williams! Now you’re talkin’
I loved that guy. There was a thread here that asked if you’ve ever cried over a celebrities death and I said no.
I have cried over the death of celebrities and Robin Williams was one of them. He made people laugh and was famous for it yet committed suicide from depression. I could say more but won’t. 🙁
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It took me a while before I could watch his work...still sad but I understand his pain
 
Lizzie00 said:
I saw Dean Martin in Vegas many moons ago, closest i’ve been to becoming a groupie. My biggest regret is that i wasnt savvy enough to slip the usher a 20 skin to land a little closer to the stage...regardless tho it was a major major thrill...man oh man, those were the days...
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Hoping to smile a bit during all the...chaos
 
Keesha said:
Robin Williams! Now you’re talkin’
I loved that guy. There was a thread here that asked if you’ve ever cried over a celebrities death and I said no.
I have cried over the death of celebrities and Robin Williams was one of them. He made people laugh and was famous for it yet committed suicide from depression. I could say more but won’t. 🙁
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I'm assuming you are aware of the cause of his depression? It was a neurological condition.
 
Sassycakes said:
One of my favorite comedians.
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He sure was something:
I still get no respect. Yesterday, I showed up at my girlfriend's house with six condoms; she took four of them & left.

I was so poor growing up. If I wasn’t a boy, I would have had nothing to play with.

My girlfriend called me & said, “Come on over; nobody’s home.” When I got there, nobody was home.

I was an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, cats covered me up.

I worked in a pet shop & people kept asking the owner how big I’d get.

My mother had morning sickness...after I was born.

My parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster & a radio.

When I was five, I was kidnapped. To prove they really had me, the kidnappers sent my parents a piece of my finger. My parents asked for more proof.

Once when I was lost, I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I asked him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know, kid. There’s so many places they can hide.”

I went to see my doctor. I said, “Doctor, every time I look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.”

I called the doctor & told him I swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks & get some rest.

Even my dog doesn’t respect me. We named him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. His favorite bone is my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times – three of those times I was reading it.

I tell ya, I don't get any respect. The other day my wife said she wants to have sex in the backseat of our car. She wants me to drive.
 
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