Meanwhile, at The Taproom

[Gary O']

 

[RadishRose]

Wicker furniture, yup! LOL

 

[Gary O']

'Tiz the season

 

[StarSong]

I'm waiting on that chocolate bar, guys.
Dark chocolate, if you please.
Milk chocolate is for children under the age of ten.
White chocolate is for people whose taste buds are non-existent, which explains why they eat what is essentially Crisco with a little sugar mixed in.

 

[RadishRose]

I'm waiting on that chocolate bar, guys.
Dark chocolate, if you please.
Milk chocolate is for children under the age of ten.
White chocolate is for people whose taste buds are non-existent, which explains why they eat what is essentially Crisco with a little sugar mixed in.

 

[Gary O']

Dark chocolate, if you please.
Milk chocolate is for children under the age of ten.
White chocolate is for people whose taste buds are non-existent, which explains why they eat what is essentially Crisco with a little sugar mixed in.

Got that soooooo right, little sister

May yer stocking ......ahem...cookie be filled

 

[Gary O']

 

[RadishRose]

 

[StarSong]

Me, too.

 

[Gary O']

Well now

after further review

 

[StarSong]

A 500 batting average will get you in the Hall of Fame, Gary. You're at 999 so no worries - you're still sure to get in on the first ballot.

 

[Gary O']

A 500 batting average will get you in the Hall of Fame, Gary. You're at 999 so no worries - you're still sure to get in on the first ballot.

Well, I did fire the proofreader......soooooo




I'm out of a job

 

[RadishRose]

Come back!

 

[StarSong]

@RadishRose - set up a couple of rounds on the house. That should rouse him from his slumber.

 

[RadishRose]

@RadishRose - set up a couple of rounds on the house. That should rouse him from his slumber.

 

[Gary O']

Come back!

HAH!

I never left

Only the proof reader got canned

It's a multilevel staff.....of one
Just a loss of one salary (a fourth of zero dollars)

Now, about those drinks......

 

[Gary O']

I best git back at it

 

[jerry old]

Barmaids have a tongue like barbwire; dealing with Em-a club would be more appropriate.
Sic um double R
GO' is back in form

 

[StarSong]

Nicely done, @Gary O'!

The setup:
Do you have something harder than water?
Ice.

Then the coup de grâce:
I've got heels higher than your standards.

Uh oh.... Em's gonna need that ice because Rose just burned him a good one!

 

[RadishRose]

Nicely done, @Gary O'!

The setup:
Do you have something harder than water?
Ice.

Then the coup de grâce:
I've got heels higher than your standards.

Uh oh.... Em's gonna need that ice because Rose just burned him a good one!

I don't know when, or IF, I'll stop laughing!

 

[Gary O']

 

[StarSong]

Well if this isn't the ever-loving, blue-eyed truth, I don't know what is!

 

[Pepper]

Well if this isn't the ever-loving, blue-eyed truth, I don't know what is!

Blue-eyed truth? That reminds me of the saying "Free, White, and 21"

 

[StarSong]

Blue-eyed truth? That reminds me of the saying "Free, White, and 21"

Not sure about the origins of the expression, but I doubt they were racist since it was frequently used by my Italian relatives - and not a one of them had blue eyes.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

 

[Gary O']

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Ah, but not just any cigar