Captain Kirk Riddle

[debodun]

What did they call Captain Kirk when he got a case of Montezuma's revenge?

 

[MarciKS]

The man who went where no man has gone before.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain klingon?

 

[Aunt Marg]

A Captain that could go where no man has gone before?

 

[MarciKS]

James T (trots a lot) Kirk

 

[MarciKS]

Captain Trotter

 

[MarciKS]

Montezuma Man

 

[MarciKS]

Blowout Barney

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain spot?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain (Cap-stain)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain, beam me up some clean pants, Scotty?

 

[debodun]

Some really funny guesses, but keep going. I admit my answer pretty far-fetched.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain Pepto-Bismo?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain Kaopectate?

 

[Judycat]

Captain B. Cork

 

[Aunt Marg]

A Captain that could boldly go like no man before?

 

[jujube]

An ass-troid?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain, Uranus?

Info tidbit: Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun.

 

[Ceege]

The man who went faster than no man before?

 

[jujube]

The Captain of the Enteritis-prise? The man who colon-ized the universe? The man who came to a rectum-ing with the Klingons?

What's the similarity between the Starship Enterprise and a wad of toilet paper? Answer: They both circle around Uranus wiping out Klingons. OK, it's an old joke. We're all friends now.

 

[debodun]

Some pretty good and funny guesses. Not there yet. You'll probably want to shoot me when the answer is revealed.

 

[Judycat]

Captain Loose Stools.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Some pretty good and funny guesses. Not there yet. You'll probably want to shoot me when the answer is revealed.

Ah... it's one of those ones, is it! LOL!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Not even one stinking (pardon the pun) hint to give us, Deb?

 

[Judycat]

Bathroom Jim.