Hey you collectors, thrifters & dumpster divers!

How about the Atlas body building book. The guy on the back of most comics that kicked the sand on the puny kid. After he got Atlas, he went back and took care of business.

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"DARN it! I'm sick and tired of being a scarecrow. Charles Atlas says he can mail me a REAL FMK 9mm handgun - I'll gamble a stamp and get his FREE extra-capacity clip!"

~ Charles Atlas ad, 2013
 
"DARN it! I'm sick and tired of being a scarecrow. Charles Atlas says he can mail me a REAL FMK 9mm handgun - I'll gamble a stamp and get his FREE extra-capacity clip!"

~ Charles Atlas ad, 2013

I would be a little concerned about the 'roid rage, though...

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Pappy, I loved my cap guns , too ! I would get a whole 50 cents allowance, and kept my little pile of the half dollars on the shelf, and watched it grow, so I could save up enough for the latest wonderful gun and holster set at the Five and Dime store. My mom would always pay half, so that helped me to save up for it faster.

Roy Rogers was my first hero, so anything that had his name on it, was top choice for me. Of course, being horse-crazy, it was Trigger that I really loved, and nothing that I wanted more than my own pony.
I remember that Wonder Bread had a coloring contest, and the winners got to go and see Annie Oakley at the rodeo.
I don't remember if I won, or if my mom just took me, but seeing Gene Autry and Annie Oakley was pretty special, and I am sure the autographed pictures that I had signed, would be worth a good price today, as well.
 
"DARN it! I'm sick and tired of being a scarecrow. Charles Atlas says he can mail me a REAL FMK 9mm handgun - I'll gamble a stamp and get his FREE extra-capacity clip!"

~ Charles Atlas ad, 2013

Sifu...Charles wouldn't send me a gun so I had to buy my own. Kel-Tec 9 mm. And darn, I had to pay for the extra clip. These guns are made right here in Cocoa, FL.
 
I notice that Gene Autry, Roy Rogers et al got all the attention when it came to premiums and giveaways in the cowboy world.

What I'd like to know is, why didn't Clint Eastwood's Western characters catch on the same way?

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Sifu...Charles wouldn't send me a gun so I had to buy my own. Kel-Tec 9 mm. And darn, I had to pay for the extra clip. These guns are made right here in Cocoa, FL.

Nice!

My old sparring partner / best man lives somewhere in or near Cocoa - I wouldn't be surprised if he works at the factory. He loves him some guns. ;)
 
Remember the X-Ray glasses? I got a pair of them and I couldn't see much of anything through them. They were more like the 3D glasses you received at the movies. And, the glasses where the eyeballs were on springs and they would droop down.

How about the penny whistles. They were round and about the size of a quarter with a hole in the middle. My mom took them away after my brother swallowed his. As time passed, so did the whistle.
 
I do not own weapons simply because I will use them in a heart beat. You may thank Uncle Sham for that...

But, I have been wanting to get some replica stuff: A non-firing old fashioned Colt 45 revolver to hang on my bedpost and an old fashioned Winchester rifle and/or M16 to prop beside the California flag I have on a pole in the corner of my living room. Am reconsidering the rifles and thinking an old longboard might be better.

Ahhh, the joys of home decorating. I'll do yours for a nominal fee . . .
 


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