When I grow up I want to be ...........
Y'know, its funny
This subject pops up about twice a year, seems
But. hey
Newbies come....geezers go....
always a good subject
I've posted this a least twice
.....so, to keep the pace, here it is again;
Almost a Cop
When I was about four or maybe five, all I wanted to become was a cop.
Not a Dragnet, Sgt Friday cop, but one that wore the blue, the boots, the service cap, the badge, theā¦gunā¦and holster.
OH YEAAAH
Not a doubt in my mind.
Thing is, I was never around cops per se, at least not for a few years.
So all I had for ready reference was the local service station guy. The āalmost a copā guy.
He had a uniform, and if I recall, had some sorta badge.
And he had a service cap. The one with the glossy bill, and high rise front.
Yeah, he was almost a cop.
I always liked stopping there.
āFillāer up?
āEthyl?ā
Heād get the pump going, cranking the numbers to zero, sticking the nozzle in, flipping the lever, filling the back seat with the glorious aroma of gas fumes of which I breathed deep (couldnāt get enough).
āCheck āat oil?ā
He lifted the hood and didā¦.something, appearing at the driverās door, showing Dad the dip stick, resting it in display on a really cool red rag, then tucking that rag in his back pocket. Letting half of it stick outā¦ā¦cool.
Sometimes heād go to the rack of oil, grab wunna the glass bottles with a stainless steel spout, and pour in a bit of oil.
Then heād spray the windshield with some sorta soapy liquid, wiping all that off with the magic blue towel until the grime and streaks was totally gone. All the while talking about the weather or the āgoddamm Yankeesā, or Joe Louis.
And he had BOā¦yeah, real big guy aromaā¦..wow.
Man, I wanted to be him, only Iād strap on a gun, as that was the only thing his was missing.
What a cool job!
Just doinā that all day long.
āCheck āat oil?ā
āWhuddaya think about them goddamm Yankees?ā
tuck
wipe
pump
ā¦.kids in the back seat, lookinā at me in aweā¦wide eyes ogling my holsterā¦and ivory gun handleā¦.and red rag.
One day me and Dad were headinā down the road.
Just him and me,
and he sez, āWhaddya wanna be when you grow up?ā
āA service station guy!ā
Things kinda turned south right then.
Dads.
Go figure.
Whud he do for a living? Work in a warehouse?
Prolly jealous.
After that, I never shared my true thoughts with himā¦.for yearsā¦.decades maybe.
Heh, turns out folks rather frown on service stations guysā¦.with guns.
But, hey, if that ever happensā¦ā¦..