No more masks for me

[garyt1957]

And I thought it was just old age

STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks - National File

 

[Sunny]

Haven't they heard that size doesn't matter?

 

[chic]

And I thought it was just old age

STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks - National File

Ouch.

 

[StarSong]

Haven't they heard that size doesn't matter?

As if...

 

[win231]

"I can't help it, honey. It's this damn mask."

 

[fmdog44]

And I thought it was just old age

STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks - National File

I turned my mask inside out after hearing that and now my pants no longer fit.

 

[Aneeda72]

I turned my mask inside out after hearing that and now my pants no longer fit.

Take a cold shower, your pants will once again fit.

 

[horseless carriage]

Haven't they heard that size doesn't matter?

There comes a time when, sadly, the bells hang lower than the rope.

 

[garyt1957]

A lifetime of disappointing women and now they give me an excuse!

 

[win231]

There comes a time when, sadly, the bells hang lower than the rope.

Boy, do they ever. Ya know how women always complain about sagging? I bet they don't know men sag - just in a different place.
Gives new meaning to "Support for the twins."

 

[Pappy]

 

[toffee]

whooo' seem to only affect men so far so glad us women only wear them on the face not the bust then lol

 

[MarciKS]

they'll just print anything won't they?