car won't start

[ohioboy]

I tried to start my car today, nothing would work. The Starter would not start, the crankshaft would not crank, the pistons would not piss.

 

[Don M.]

What's the battery voltage???

 

[jujube]

Were the tires tired?

Was the exhaust exhausted?

Did the bumper get bumped?

 

[Judycat]

Your battery was too battered. Get another one.

 

[ohioboy]

What's the battery voltage???

No nuts or volts.

 

[fmdog44]

Ohio is famous for it's humor.

 

[ohioboy]

Ohio is famous for it's humor.

After all, Bob Hope was born in Cleveland.

 

[jujube]

As the old ditty goes: It's high in the middle and round on the ends, it's O-HI-O.

 

[ohioboy]

As the old ditty goes: It's high in the middle and round on the ends, it's O-HI-O.

Iroquois word for "Great River".

 

[jerry old]

well you do have Ohio State -go Spartans
Hugger Hummer humor

 

[ohioboy]

Spartans? Where?

Edit, oh Michigan. Not into sports much