Why are wedding dresses white?

[Ken N Tx]

A son asked his mother the following question:

' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies:

' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'


The husband is still in intensive care and the prognosis is not good!!!

 

[hollydolly]

:lol1:

 

[Denise1952]

A son asked his mother the following question:

' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies:

' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
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The husband is still in intensive care and the prognosis is not good!!!

All the women here for christmas just said "oh god that's horrible" then they laughed!!

 

[Falcon]

No wonder he's still in ICU.

 

[Denise1952]

I could go with being called an appliance as long as the husband has to deposit a hundred dollar bill every time he wants something done I'm no "cheap" appliance, LOL!!