Idiot things you have done that are too dumb to be "senior moments".

CAKCy said:
Guys! Guys! Gary O likes me already!
Is that a good thing or shall I delete my account?

(Gary O: Thank you, man. You made me laugh in my misery. I owe you...
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CAKCy said:
I owe you...
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Yes....yes you do

Just flick it back from time to time

CAKCy said:
I joined a forum where @Gary O' is a member....
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THAT's whut I'm talkin' about

Great jab

Reminds me of college days...flicking shit back and forth
 

When I was dealing with grief I would, what the therapist called, disassociate. I would clearly remember taking something out, using it, and putting it away. It was spooky to go into the kitchen and see the thing I remembered putting away, out on the counter still. That and missing chunks of time, drove made me to doubt my sanity for a while, thus the therapist.
 
win231 said:
When my mom was around 80 she called me frantic to say she couldn't find her bridge. There were 9 teeth in it, so she couldn't eat.
I went over there & somehow I knew where to look. It was trash day & I thought the worst place it could be was in a FULL garbage can.....so that's where it must be.
I sifted through all 40 gallons of......juicy sticky trash, & found it near the bottom.
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What a good son!
 
Jennina said:
Would finding my remote inside the fridge qualify as too dumb to be a senior moment? And it happened when I was in my early 40s!!!:cry:
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When my Mom was in her 40's i went home to babysit my little brother while she went out dancing. (They lived in NJ, me in NYC. She was all dressed had her usual glass of milk (she had the notion it could line her stomach and somehow counter act the alcohol she would consume) and then got frantic---could not find her shoes: High heels with talcum powder in them cause it was summer. i did this usual thing i'd do with her (and now with myself and daughter when we misplace something) i asked 'where were you and what were you doing when you last KNOW you had them?' "They were in my hand when i went to the kitchen for my milk." i opened the fridge and they were on a lower shelf. Told her 'Well, they're nice and cool now.'
 
When I was in my 40s My sister and I decided to host a poker weekend which was played with monopoly money, at the end of the night my sister and I hid our money in an envelope and put it in a safe spot. Oh, it was safe alright and still is, as we never found the money again. The kids were not impressed when they decided to play monopoly and found all the money gone. :ROFLMAO:
 
Ladybj said:
Picked up my cell phone to change the television channel...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Hmmm - I may need to sell that idea. :unsure::ROFLMAO:
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My cell phone can actually change channels, about 4 years ago I was visiting my uncle with my second eldest granddaughter he was a grouchy mean person. Anyway, on his insistence, we walk down to his male cave so we could see his brand new LG t.v. He turned it on and was so very proud of himself, I used my phone to turn it off, and so the next half an hour went, Shyanne and I cracked up laughing as he got more and more frustrated with his t.v. It was hilarious. :ROFLMAO:

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feywon said:
When my Mom was in her 40's i went home to babysit my little brother while she went out dancing. (They lived in NJ, me in NYC. She was all dressed had her usual glass of milk (she had the notion it could line her stomach and somehow counter act the alcohol she would consume) and then got frantic---could not find her shoes: High heels with talcum powder in them cause it was summer. i did this usual thing i'd do with her (and now with myself and daughter when we misplace something) i asked 'where were you and what were you doing when you last KNOW you had them?' "They were in my hand when i went to the kitchen for my milk." i opened the fridge and they were on a lower shelf. Told her 'Well, they're nice and cool now.'
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Omg. :ROFLMAO: Now I feel better about my chilled remote. :ROFLMAO:
 
I got rid of my landline. So all I have is my Cell Phone & the one attached to the Comcast modem. Well, one day I could not find my C.P. I picked up the Comcasty phone & called my grandson & asked him to call my cell as I lost it.

He laughed & said Gpa your calling me on your Comcast phone. Why don't you just call your C.P yourself? 😇
 
Sunny said:
My next door neighbor went on a vacation and asked me to water her plants while she was away. We already had the keys to each other's apartments.

I did what she asked, but realized too late that a couple of the plants that I watered were made of plastic!
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CAKCy said:
So? What's wrong with that???????? 🤦‍♂️
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In the State of Maryland it's a Class D Felony to water anything other then your vehicle, your lawn on Tuesdays and Fridays, FDA approved live vegetation for consumption, your above ground pools and not fake birds, artificial plants, lawn jockeys, mailboxes, passing vehicles, pesky kids and stuff like that.
 
Tish said:
My cell phone can actually change channels, about 4 years ago I was visiting my uncle with my second eldest granddaughter he was a grouchy mean person. Anyway, on his insistence, we walk down to his male cave so we could see his brand new LG t.v. He turned it on and was so very proud of himself, I used my phone to turn it off, and so the next half an hour went, Shyanne and I cracked up laughing as he got more and more frustrated with his t.v. It was hilarious. :ROFLMAO:

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FastTrax said:
In the State of Maryland it's a Class D Felony to water anything other then your vehicle, your lawn on Tuesdays and Fridays, FDA approved live vegetation for consumption, your above ground pools and not fake birds, artificial plants, lawn jockeys, mailboxes, passing vehicles, pesky kids and stuff like that.
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Maybe the State of Maryland should register here too???
 

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