This collar is why I need a female dog

[WheatenLover]

It is the most beautiful collar I have ever seen. It is custom-made and I think it would cost between $200 and $300 now, maybe more..

Of course, I'm not going to get another dog.

 

[Warrigal]

The male dog doesn't care what collar you put on him.
Just tell anyone who asks that he is gay.
Or is starring in a new musical that is being rehearsed and he isn't allowed out of character.

 

[Linda]

It’s a beautiful collar.

 

[win231]

Or, just get a male dog & name him "Caitlyn."

 

[Oris Borloff]

Or, just get a male dog & name him "Caitlyn."

Why is there no face palming emoji?

 

[WheatenLover]

That collar is way too expensive. If I had that much money to waste, I wouldn't waste it.

 

[Tish]

It's absolutely gorgeous.