Key to Longevity...Eat Porridge and Avoid Men

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Advice from a 109 year old gal. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-including-eating-porridge-avoiding-men.html


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I don't do porridge and being a man makes it kinda rough to avoid myself! Oh well, 109 is too damn old anyhow.

"Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot 9 days old.
Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot 9 days old!"
 
Seriously, you don't know? :) That's ok - its any grain (usually oatmeal) cooked to a mushy consistency. Could be something like cream of wheat too, or lately people have been making quinoa porridge and adding fruit and maybe honey to it. Bon appetit!

Avoiding men is a sure way to solve the over-population problem - no men but lots of porridge - sound like fun?
 
Seriously, you don't know? :) That's ok - its any grain (usually oatmeal) cooked to a mushy consistency. Could be something like cream of wheat too, or lately people have been making quinoa porridge and adding fruit and maybe honey to it. Bon appetit!

Avoiding men is a sure way to solve the over-population problem - no men but lots of porridge - sound like fun?

Cookie, porridge is one of those foods, I have known what it is, but I always forget and have to ask again when I hear someone mention it.

On another note, I'd be happy to not live a long life and just add some of him into my day instead, I'll be more than happy to accept a reduction in life expectancy in exchange.

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I don't like porridge, and no man for a long while....so I am evens.
prepared to share, April?!
 
Who he April?

He's an actor on a show I've been watching for a few years now. His name is Sasha Roiz, he's an actor on the show Grimm his character name is Captain Sean Renard, on the show, he's a royal and a Zauberbiest a cross between a beast and human. I have a huge crush on the character. :D This is one of my must see shows every week when it airs and it has been numero uno for me from day one.

Some more images

https://www.google.com/search?q=cap...&ei=oQ3AVPO4AZPrggST7ILIAQ&sqi=2&ved=0CDEQsAQ
 
He's an actor on a show I've been watching for a few years now. His name is Sasha Roiz, he's an actor on the show Grimm his character name is Captain Sean Renard, on the show, he's a royal and a Zauberbiest a cross between a beast and human. I have a huge crush on the character. :D This is one of my must see shows every week when it airs and it has been numero uno for me from day one.

Some more images

https://www.google.com/search?q=cap...&ei=oQ3AVPO4AZPrggST7ILIAQ&sqi=2&ved=0CDEQsAQ

Nice, April, I guess I'll have to stand in line. :)
 
Cookie, porridge is one of those foods, I have known what it is, but I always forget and have to ask again when I hear someone mention it.

On another note, I'd be happy to not live a long life and just add some of him into my day instead, I'll be more than happy to accept a reduction in life expectancy in exchange.

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Yum yum!
 
Nice April...I've never heard of him or the show tho''


Denise...you're sooo right..let's just stick to looking... I'm just going to sit and look at my favourite toyboy ( you guys call it Boy toy don't you?) ;)

Give it up for the one and only Josh Turner... :D AH000004871.jpg
 
Ok Holly,

I'm looking for my drool bib, gee wiz, I'm trying to say to myself "looks aren't everything, looks aren't everything".:p
 

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