If that's true it's small fry compared to the pen of John Lennon.
"I think I'm gonna be sad. I think it's today, yeah. The girl that's driving me mad is going away. She's got a ticket to ride. She's got a ticket to ride. She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care."
What You Thought the Lyrics Meant: Just another love ditty by the Fab Four, right? Duh, it's about a girl the singer is madly in love with who's about to move away...
What They Really Mean: How many times did you sing along to this song with your parents while growing up? Well, this is awkward: "Ticket to ride" is
reportedly the clever turn of phrase that John Lennon came up with in reference to the medical card that German prostitutes carried around to prove they were clean.
Love that meaning! It's hilarious.
But the is one Beatles song written by Lennon & McCartney that I've never figured out what they were thinking:
"Run For Your Life."
I love the song; I hate the lyrics
Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
Well, you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
In case any of you never heard it: