The injury I have from falling into the garage is something the doctors refer to as a "bumper Injury," because it's usually caused when a car hits the pedestrian in the knee. It broke the tibia, the femur, knocked the cap out of place and tore all four big leg ligaments. Yes I'm permanently messed up and have to walk with a cane, plus it gets worse every day because nothing around the joint is aligned correctly anymore.
And yet -- I park far away where I can pull through, even though it makes a long painful walk to the store for me.
All of Wheaten's prey would have been killed by me because when I back up in my Neon the closest thing I can see is about 40 feet away.