Woman who married a ghost says it was hard to find a church that would host their big day.

[Robert59]

A woman who married a ghost yesterday (October 31) says finding a venue to host their nuptials had been a ghoulish task.
The singer called Brocarde was first introduced to her now-husband Edwardo when he made a surprise appearance in her home last year.
The 38-year-old from Oxfordshire described her partner as a Victorian soldier and has even revealed he once literally 'ghosted' her for a week after she appeared on national television.

https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-who-married-a-ghost-says-it-was-hard-to-find-a-church-20221101

 

[Jamala]

Yep! it's getting worse..mad mad world

 

[Alligatorob]

Another problem I'd have never considered without SF.

 

[Pepper]

Oh for god's sake.

 

[Fyrefox]

The mind can be wonderfully inventive at fabricating the reality that it perceives. There have been cases of people “marrying” their horses or other animals…

 

[Alligatorob]

When things go bad I don't think you have to pay a ghost alimony... But there may be other problems.

 

[horseless carriage]

 

[Fyrefox]

From Svengoolie:

Man 1: “My wife is an angel!”
Man 2: “You’re lucky! Mine is still ALIVE!”

 

[Paladin1950]

How will she know if he is cheating on her?
How will she know where he is?
Will she know who's bed he is sleeping in?
How will she know if and when he just gets tired of her and just walks out?

 

[timoc]

Well I for one wish them both all the happiness in this world and the parralel one too, but I can't help thinking that she may be a bit disappointed when they get under his sheet.

 

[Beezer]

At the Wedding, instead of "I do"...the groom said, "I Boo!"

(Thank you! I'm here all week!! Try the fish!)

 

[Mizmo]

Does she want to have children ?
Will they be little ghosties too?

 

[fuzzybuddy]

The heart wants what the heart wants. I guess there's no living man on earth that could satisfy her. And there are some advantages of having a ghost-husband. You can leave the toilet seat always down. You get all the bed blankets. You don't have to remind him to use protection. But, after the "I do"s, I want to see him carry her over threshold.

 

[win231]

Well I for one wish them both all the happiness in this world and the parralel one too, but I can't help thinking that she may be a bit disappointed when they get under his sheet.

Yes. When they get busy, she won't even know he's there.

♫ You've lost that lovin' feeling.....now it's gone.....gone......gone ♫

 

[jujube]

The heart wants what the heart wants. I guess there's no living man on earth that could satisfy her. And there are some advantages of having a ghost-husband. You can leave the toilet seat always down. You get all the bed blankets. You don't have to remind him to use protection. But, after the "I do"s, I want to see him carry her over threshold.

And if the marriage goes South, I'm sure an exorcist has to be cheaper than a divorce lawyer. Quicker, too.

 

[Jace]

Was it on Freaky Friday?

 

[Farrah Nuff]

Maybe it was true love. It can't be said, after all, that she married him for his money.

 

[win231]

It will be hard to find lots of things.

 

[Ceege]

Better think twice. The Supreme Court overturned RoeVWade, and wants to overturn gay and interracial marriages next. So will live human/ghost marriages be far behind??

 

[JimBob1952]

I'll bet she was scared on her wedding night.

 

[Sunny]

Ia this considered an intermarriage? And is it legal in her state?

 

[Ceege]

Will marrying an imaginary spouse be next.

And, I've heard of people marrying an inanimate object.
https://lawlex.org/lex-pedia/is-it-legal-to-marry-animal/23784