To all the ladies on SF

[ohioboy]

Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with me or a termite with dandruff?

 

[JaniceM]

I refuse to answer on the grounds Ruthanne would come gunning for me..

 

[Bella]

Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with me or a termite with dandruff?

Give me a minute...

 

[Pinky]

Do you have chocolate?

 

[ohioboy]

Do you have chocolate?

No.

 

[Kaila]

Hmmmm...is this OP a serious question?

If you were a brand new poster, and this your first post, I might have reported you, but oh, it's jusssstttttt you, @ohioboy

trying to keep us on our toes......or to keep us laughing....

 

[Kaila]

Do you have chocolate?

Wise question, and one that needs to be asked, prior to giving any reply!

 

[Pinky]

No.

What do you have that would make us want to choose you, hmmm?

 

[ohioboy]

What do you have that would make us want to choose you, hmmm?

No dandruff!

 

[Kaila]

No.

You greatly lowered your number of takers, with that one word.

 

[Mizmo]

Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island with me or a termite with dandruff?

Since I haven't met either of you it is impossible for a lady like myself to make a decision

 

[Gaer]

Show us your picture.
Let's see what you look like.

or, show us some chocolate.

 

[ohioboy]

Show us your picture.
Let's see what you look like.

or, show us some chocolate.

The chocolate is much better looking!

 

[JaniceM]

The chocolate is much better looking!

We all want proof.

 

[ohioboy]

We all want proof.

Do not have one of those scanner things or I would risk it.

 

[Lewkat]

Silly boy.

 

[Gaer]

The chocolate is much better looking!

Don't be scared.
We want a brave man!
We want a cave man!

 

[MickaC]

@ohioboy Great thread for getting some laughs going, and to lighten things up some..

 

[ohioboy]

Silly boy.

Well, I am after all, a registered nitwit!

 

[Mizmo]

Now ladies, as said, I have opted out of this but do be very careful.
If he doesn't have a scanner to show proof of the chocolate then perhaps you might consider the termite.
It may , after all, be dandruff free....

 

[Right Now]

Well, let me consider....
A desert island wouldn't have much of value a termite could damage. As for the little guy having dandruff, how much hair could a termite have? Stay 3 feet away from this little thing and there is no threat of anything.

Ohioboy, on the other hand...... he walks, he talks, he could easily manipulate the situation on that desert island to his advantage.

Yep. Come on, termite, pack yer bags....we've got a trip to take.

 

[debodun]

What do you have to offer over and above a termite with dandruff?

 

[timoc]

Very interesting topic indeed!

I've been called a dandruff ridden termite on numerous occasions, but I do keep a large stock of ice cream in my two freezers.

 

[jujube]

How big of an Island? And how bad is the dandruff? Is there a Door #3? Waiting for an answer before I start packing my bags.

 

[Shalimar]

I just want the chocolate, keep the man and the termite.