Let's Play a Game. . .

[Den Warren]

Here's the game: I'll mention something, let's say. . . toilets. Now, everyone MUST say something that is totally irrelevant to whatever they are replying on. Make it funny, please.

 

[Bellbird]

shower

 

[Murrmurr]

Last night I dreamed I froze, but only half of me....my back, my arms and my face. And, somehow, I survived, but I was in a coma.

She denies it, but I'm guessing Michelle hogged the blankets (again).

 

[Den Warren]

Last night I dreamed I froze, but only half of me....my back, my arms and my face. And, somehow, I survived, but I was in a coma.

She denies it, but I'm guessing Michelle hogged the blankets (again).

Speaking of being in a coma; today was real boring. I got hung up all day on the inversion table.

 

[Murrmurr]

Speaking of being in a coma; today was real boring. I got hung up all day on the inversion table.

I loved my inversion table. I regret giving it away....but then, I forget that it started hurting my neck even though it still helped my back.

 

[Murrmurr]

shower

Me? But I just showered last Saturday.

 

[jujube]

We had a short shower last night at the Christmas party I went to. It was outdoors, but everyone ran into the garage until the shower passed.

 

[oldaunt]

Donkeys can laugh....

 

[Lawrence]

Star Trek -- Scotty, energizes the transporter.

 

[Murrmurr]

Donkeys can laugh....

And that's admirable because they had miserable lives. They've had it better for about the past 100 years , but still....

You know what puzzles me is that a lot of fish have nostrils. Why do they have nostrils?

 

[Kaila]

I wish I had a banana to have with my breakfast, tomorrow.
Did you ever make phone calls on one, when you were a child?

 

[Pepper]

No, but I flew.

 

[Paco Dennis]

Speaking of flying, did anyone ever fly a kite.

 

[Kaila]

Why must everything that flies, have a tail or wings?

 

[Trish]

Bananas don't have tails or wings.

 

[Paco Dennis]

When eating out I prefer the wings of the chicken, U?

 

[Blessed]

Only if they are on sale, other than that I buy whole chicken!

 

[Paco Dennis]

That reminds me of a funny riddle. "Why did the whole chicken cross half the road?"

 

[Nemo2]

You know what puzzles me is that a lot of fish have nostrils. Why do they have nostrils?

They're just biding their time until their legs grow......then, watch out!

 

[Den Warren]

I loved my inversion table. I regret giving it away....but then, I forget that it started hurting my neck even though it still helped my back.

That's kind of backwards, right? One might say inverted.

 

[Den Warren]

Bananas don't have tails or wings.

So true. Speaking of bananas, I think we are.

 

[Den Warren]

I wish I had a banana to have with my breakfast, tomorrow.
Did you ever make phone calls on one, when you were a child?

No, but we did on our shoes, like Get Smart.

 

[Kaila]

That's kind of backwards, right? One might say inverted.

Isn't an extravert the opposite of an invert?

Or, Are you saying that an introvert is a backwards extravert?

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(Great idea for this thread, by the way, @Den Warren
In addition to funny, I find this thread an interesting metaphor for the topic of the other one you recently started.)

 

[oldaunt]

Is it too cheesy to have cheddar for breakfast?

 

[Macfan]

Global Thermonuclear War