I'm a zombie now!

Georgiagranny

Georgiagranny

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According to the conspiracy theorists, the Emergency Alert System was only to activate the Marburg virus in those of us who've been vaccinated, and we're all gonna turn into zombies.

I've never been one before. Is there a handbook on how to be a zombie?

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In Reno we have a zombie crawl sponsored by various bars downtown. You buy a glass at one bar and drink free at all of them. I have been a zombie hunter with a nerf gun and the only edict I know of is zombies can't run and hunters can't shoot in the face.
 

Georgiagranny said:
According to the conspiracy theorists, the Emergency Alert System was only to activate the Marburg virus in those of us who've been vaccinated, and we're all gonna turn into zombies.

I've never been one before. Is there a handbook on how to be a zombie?

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I hear there's an annual zombie convention, only I forget where it is due to being dead- or is that undead? Maybe undead is just a descriptive term used for vampires- I get them confused, probably because I'm dead and my brain no longer works all that well (not that it did when I was alive). Hope this helps.
 
Jondalar7 said:
In Reno we have a zombie crawl sponsored by various bars downtown. You buy a glass at one bar and drink free at all of them. I have been a zombie hunter with a nerf gun and the only edict I know of is zombies can't run and hunters can't shoot in the face.
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I also live in Reno but haven’t been to the zombie crawl. I love it here! It’s the best place I’ve ever lived.
 
Zombie behavior has not been well established. Some walk slowly in Jerky motions. Others can run faster than a living being. They seem to prefer brains, human if they can get them. Some people think if they walk quietly, the zombies can't hear. I would suggest hearing aids if you have typical zombie hearing, but most hearing specialists are afraid to wait on zombies, because... Well, you know.
 
Georgiagranny said:
According to the conspiracy theorists, the Emergency Alert System was only to activate the Marburg virus in those of us who've been vaccinated, and we're all gonna turn into zombies.

I've never been one before. Is there a handbook on how to be a zombie?

MSN
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IT's true!!! :eek:

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JustDave said:
Zombie behavior has not been well established. Some walk slowly in Jerky motions. Others can run faster than a living being. They seem to prefer brains, human if they can get them. Some people think if they walk quietly, the zombies can't hear. I would suggest hearing aids if you have typical zombie hearing, but most hearing specialists are afraid to wait on zombies, because... Well, you know.
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I've often ponder if a walking mummy is different than a zombie, or are they the same thing?
 
I have friend who gets a lot of Urban Legend crap from one of her friends and she told me last Friday that the Alert would be on Sept 24th, 2023 and we all had to put our cell phones into our microwaves, so our phones would not be contaminated!

And to stock up on toilet paper as fast as we could!

I just LOLed. Her friend kept telling me years ago that the Gov was killing Americans with the Flu shot and that I better not get it.

She knew that I get it every October, but the last time she called me, she got very aggressive and then angry because I had already gotten the shot in September. I finally told her that she was not going to try to control me anymore and we never spoke again.

Good thing, because she has convinced the other friend and I mentioned , as well as her adult children, to never get the Covid shot because it is killing Americans.

I put up with these false ideas because the friend I still have, is a widow, and alone a lot and needs someone to tell her this stuff is crap. Her other friend has a basement full of water, coffee ,sugar, flour, stacks of high priced dehydrated long lasting meals, and tons of dog food, in anticipation of the Apocalypse. :rolleyes:
 
Widow of Vietnam Vet said:
I have friend who gets a lot of Urban Legend crap from one of her friends and she told me last Friday that the Alert would be on Sept 24th, 2023 and we all had to put our cell phones into our microwaves, so our phones would not be contaminated!
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I have a good friend that absorbs every wacky conspiracy theory as Gospel. At least she doesn't try to preachy with it.
 
DebraMae said:
My dad's female friend was gullible too. I introduced her to the website SNOPES and suggested she check things out there before posting them.
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Somewhat related. I always wondered about the word origin for SNOPES, so I finally looked it up:

David Mikkelson had originally adopted the username "Snopes" (the name of a family of often unpleasant people in the works of William Faulkner)
 
Widow of Vietnam Vet said:
I put up with these false ideas because the friend I still have, is a widow, and alone a lot and needs someone to tell her this stuff is crap. Her other friend has a basement full of water, coffee ,sugar, flour, stacks of high priced dehydrated long lasting meals, and tons of dog food, in anticipation of the Apocalypse. :rolleyes:
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And this woman has told everyone she knows about this cache? My helpful hint of the day: If the Apocalypse comes... get there first!
 

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