That's What She Said

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papa tiger

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Wanna play the twss thread? Humor us. Haha


I asked Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story…
"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman's life.
Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye.
I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!"
That was my Norman! Always thinking of others." TWSS
 

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I never will forget telling the RN type O. Later the lil CN comes in to give me a pint. It’s getting late, I’m tired. The machine starts beeping. She come back again and again, beep, beep, beep. Finally the last time I say to her you’re killing me. twis.
Obvious my tanks full!
 
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So. We’re playing golf today, a good cup of coffee gives better drive.
She hits a drive deep off into the woods and I take her up to the general area.
She gets off the cart, finds her reach and says, “aren’t you going to help me?” Twss
I said, sure and drove ahead about 20 feet and pointed, saying, “straight in here!” Twis.
 
The Future sport seems to be here & I looked across the City Park. Millions spent, Lake, cement path around it, cement parking lot, traffic barrios to make sure it all goes only one way: a Kiddy playground, big rocks placed in great places to make it all seem summer natural. Then I thought about LEGS..."Ladies, Even Gents Sometimes," "Disc Golf course" ,,,, around all of it on Park property. The LEGS 9 Hole ....Haha
$200 a Putting green Basket! [ "THE LEGS," ..... "The Links,"..... sure its seems easy to get it....]
 
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She frowns a lot and says, "Pain, oh the pain of it all," and shakes her head. ...twss...
 
Where shall we take the Grandbabies for Halloween outdoors fun? twss

Halloween is a cool thing. twit
 
Let's not order stead for dinner at restaurants anymore. twss

Yep, it was my 2nd worse steak in my life there. twis
 
The Old Guy is celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him
on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open-air day after day for some 75 years now." The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge.
Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk." twss
 
Do you believe Aliens have taken over world Capitals and it's all about survival of the Fittest! Haha
Politicians are Aliens and have a better world order in their conscious plans. Haha
Watch your ticker tape and hold onto your balzs cause it's a hell of a ride ahead! .....twss.....
 
I saw on the internet the winning numbers were 22-24-40-52-64 and p-ball 10 & 2. power factor.

So, I went to the Drawing Video and watched the real time video, the numbers were 24-52-40-22-64 and p-ball 10 and 2 power factor. twss
 
I was trimming bushes and hauling branches yesterday. Came soon a partially buried throne in the ground.

snowball said, “I can put some Mums in it for Halloween.” Twss
”Great now the Throne has been victimized!” Twit
 
After meeting a Hottie at a after-hours Party, she is the obvious driver & with the small talk over I said, "How about going to my place for a nightcap?" She Said, "I'd complain but how long would you listen!" ....twss.....

"I got all the time we need!" twis
I looked hard and long at theism beauty's and thought it's worth all the trouble anyway! twit
 
I have often wondered how to stop looking like a little old bald guy.
I am beginning to believe it's the Clothes I wear and purchase a cool
Saturday's night Fedora.

" Hang in there with the Cool Crowd"....twss
 
I bought 10 lbs. of Ribs on sale today, we’re gonna have ribs for T.day. Twss.

The Kids will love them. Twis
 
I don’t have clean clothes to wear tomorrow. TWSS

I loaded your Bag myself. Twit
so I go looks and there it is in the back of the truck. She had used the truck all day and then washed the inside of the windows later this afternoon. So I get the bag out of the truck and say.
The Golf Club Bags were hiding in front of it. TWIS.
 
I’m Driving down the dark County road and say, “I think the deer are on the move now.” …..TWiS
So I slows down and at the top of the Crest at the end of the headlights 2 jump out following across the road.
I says, “I’m sure glad I slowed down for those 2 deer!” ….. TWIS
She says, “They were Coyotes.” TWSS. ….. ….. “Do we have to argue about everything?” …..TWIT
“I driving and responsible for out safety. All is good, no harm has been done.” …..TWIS
She says, “Doesn’t what I saw count?” …..TWSS
So we’re safely home and She is fixing dinner.
I say, “I’m not really hungry yet, just stress relieving those 2 deer crossing the road!” …..TWIS
She says, “Look the pot is boiling, dinner’s burned and sticking to the bottom of the pan!” …..TWSS
“Sometimes I just can’t do anything right!” ….. TWIT…..(thas what i thought) …
”I’m tired think I’ll go take a lil nap.” …..TWiD …..(thas what I did) …
 
I wish I had some Shrimp and we’ll make Shrimp Alfredo. ….. Twss
I’, heading to the Grocery Store soon. …..Twit …..
 
The rich hottie gets into the Car, and raps on the Drivers glass.
Charles before we go do you know the joke about the Blond and the Chicken in the Grocery Store? I can't remember how it goes. So Charles thinks on it a bit as he drives her across town. Soon they arrive at the CVS and she goes in to return with a small plastic Bag. While she was gone Charles writes in his small notebook and hands her a page from it. She reads it and agrees with him. Charles says, "that's the punch line for the Joke." "No F'N .......Chicken!"
 

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