Next choice...I told you I was sick
Spike Milligan?
Comedy legend Spike Milligan has finally got the last laugh, more than two years after his death.
It follows an agreement with the local diocese over the wording on the headstone of his grave at St Thomas's Church in Winchelsea, East Sussex.
Relatives of the former Goon have now decided that it can bear the star's epitaph: "I told you I was ill."
However, the inscription had to be written in Gaelic in order for it to be approved by the Chichester Diocese. It now bears the words "
Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite", or "
I told you I was ill", and the English words "Love, light, peace". Bill Horsman, chairman of the Goon Show Preservation Society, said: "News of the headstone going up on Spike's grave is marvellous. We had been very concerned for some time about the situation.
"It was very sad that the grave was in such a state, but it was down to very sensitive family problems and we simply could not get involved.
"We're very pleased it's been resolved and with such a classic Spike line.
"We all fell about laughing when we heard it."