jujube
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I haven't been in a movie theater for well over two years, but Saturday I took the littles to see the new Wonka movie.
I was really surprised at how well everyone behaved at the move. I'm not talking about the littles, even though they behaved impeccably. I'm talking about the audience.
One of the reasons I quit going to theaters even before Covid was that it was so annoying how people behaved there. Talking loudly, receiving and making phone calls, messaging (beep-beep-beep-beep), kicking seats, getting up and down, spilling drinks and popcorn, babies crying and not being taken out. I can't imagine that they behave like that in their homes (but maybe they do?)......why behave like that in a theater.
Anyhow, it was a delight. I may go more often. While we were waiting for the movie to start, the 10-year-old asked me if I had ever seen anything strange happen in a theater. So, I told her a couple of stories.
There was a theater many years ago that I think was the oldest one in town. It was a one-screener, but it was HUGE! One night my late husband and I went to see a sci-fi movie there. As I remember it took place in an underwater mining facility and something slimy and watery was stalking people and the movie was pretty intense.
Besides us, the only people in the huge theater were a young couple with a toddler that they were letting wander around the place. We got to a very scary part and I was on the edge of my seat when YOW! something cold and sticky grabbed my ankle. I screamed and jumped up. It was the toddler who had crawled (YUK! that floor!) under my seat from behind and grabbed my ankle. I'm just glad I didn't kick him but I don't know which one of us were more scared. He was bawling and I almost peed my pants.
Another time, the only people in the theater were us and two young teenage girls. We were sitting up high and they were sitting down near the screen. A scruffy-looking older man came in and sat directly behind them. The girls got up and moved to the other side. He moved again to behind them and started talking to them. They moved again to the other side and, of course, he moved behind them again.
At that point, I got up, walked down to the girls and said, "Girls, I think it would be best if you moved up near to us." I snapped at the guy, "AND YOU! YOU SIT THERE AND DON'T MOVE!" He started to sputter at me and I said, "SIT! STAY! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU OUT OF YOUR SEAT! DO YOU HEAR ME?" The girls moved up by us and he left the theater.
Once a fight broke out between two groups. I mean punching and shoving. The movie was stopped and the police called. We all got our money back and free tickets.
It's been so much better to stay home and watch movies in the comfort of my own lounger, but some movies are MEANT to be seen on the big screen. I just might start going again occasionally now that the experience is better....with comfortable reclining seats and IMAX screens.
I was really surprised at how well everyone behaved at the move. I'm not talking about the littles, even though they behaved impeccably. I'm talking about the audience.
One of the reasons I quit going to theaters even before Covid was that it was so annoying how people behaved there. Talking loudly, receiving and making phone calls, messaging (beep-beep-beep-beep), kicking seats, getting up and down, spilling drinks and popcorn, babies crying and not being taken out. I can't imagine that they behave like that in their homes (but maybe they do?)......why behave like that in a theater.
Anyhow, it was a delight. I may go more often. While we were waiting for the movie to start, the 10-year-old asked me if I had ever seen anything strange happen in a theater. So, I told her a couple of stories.
There was a theater many years ago that I think was the oldest one in town. It was a one-screener, but it was HUGE! One night my late husband and I went to see a sci-fi movie there. As I remember it took place in an underwater mining facility and something slimy and watery was stalking people and the movie was pretty intense.
Besides us, the only people in the huge theater were a young couple with a toddler that they were letting wander around the place. We got to a very scary part and I was on the edge of my seat when YOW! something cold and sticky grabbed my ankle. I screamed and jumped up. It was the toddler who had crawled (YUK! that floor!) under my seat from behind and grabbed my ankle. I'm just glad I didn't kick him but I don't know which one of us were more scared. He was bawling and I almost peed my pants.
Another time, the only people in the theater were us and two young teenage girls. We were sitting up high and they were sitting down near the screen. A scruffy-looking older man came in and sat directly behind them. The girls got up and moved to the other side. He moved again to behind them and started talking to them. They moved again to the other side and, of course, he moved behind them again.
At that point, I got up, walked down to the girls and said, "Girls, I think it would be best if you moved up near to us." I snapped at the guy, "AND YOU! YOU SIT THERE AND DON'T MOVE!" He started to sputter at me and I said, "SIT! STAY! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU OUT OF YOUR SEAT! DO YOU HEAR ME?" The girls moved up by us and he left the theater.
Once a fight broke out between two groups. I mean punching and shoving. The movie was stopped and the police called. We all got our money back and free tickets.
It's been so much better to stay home and watch movies in the comfort of my own lounger, but some movies are MEANT to be seen on the big screen. I just might start going again occasionally now that the experience is better....with comfortable reclining seats and IMAX screens.