The "Why is it? thread - rhetorical questions

I like the one where the car ahead of you is going so slow, until the light turns yellow/red and then they speed through leaving you at the light. :confused:
 

Why is it that when I drive in the right hand lane going the speed limit everybody passes me. Then when I get to the red light and want to make a right turn on red they are all lined up there blocking me?

Then right after that if I go a few MPH over the limit a cop pulls me over?
 

Why do Crotch Rockets rip down the center between lanes on the Expressway doing 90 mph when the traffic is going smoothly at 65/70 MPH?
 
About the drivers, there's a good observation about that:

Anyone driving faster than you is a maniac.
Anyone driver slower than you is an idiot.
 
Why is it when I am engrossed in a good play on TV, the minute my wife comes into the room there's a flash of flesh on the screen? And why do I always feel uncomfortable about it?
 
Lotto Boy: That guy at the Gas Station checking his 45 tickets in front of you when you just want to pay for your fill-up.

The Office Hero: That guy at the coffee drive-thru buying drinks for the whole Office, when all you want is one lousy cup of coffee.
 
Or when you are in a hurry at the ATM machine and the person in front of you is taking so long, you wonder if they are trying to log on to the Internet.
 
Why, when you are in a Moto Mart the person ahead of you wants to buy Power Ball Tickets, Mega Million tickets and 15 other selected by choice and the Cashier can't even see some of them ?
 
When you're running late, you get behind a slow semi, dump truck, or school bus and get all the traffic lights red. When you're early, all the traffic is zipping along and all the lights are green.
 
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