You know you are lonely when....

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Victor

Senior Member
Location
midwest USA
1. You ask for a strip search at airport security

2. Your only guests at home are insect exterminators

3. Your favorite song is "Hello Walls"

4. You call a technical support center in India just to talk

5. You pretend that your plants are really super heroes

6. Depression support groups kick you out
7. Prisoners have a better social life than you do
8. Psychotherapists refuse to see you at all
 

9. You seek romance on a senior forum...:eek:nthego:
 

Loneliness is when, during a moment of passion, you bite your girlfriend too hard on the butt - she farts and flies out the window.
 
If I can retrieve her from the top of my neighbor's 80 ft. pine tree...duct tape could save her from the recycle bin. Meanwhile, my neighbors are boiling a huge pot of tar and collecting chicken feathers. What's up with that?? :confused:
 
Shalimar said:
Hey Loui, some of my relatives were United Empire Loyalists, I know aaalll about tar and feathering. Lol. We've been kicked out of everywhere!lol.
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Ouch!

I think some of my relatives were booted out of Hungary in 1918. I believe my grandmother was pregnant with my father when they arrived in the US. Coincidentally, I have some family in Canada as well.
 
As I recall...they were in Ontario, St Catherines perhaps. I believe my sister visited with them when she was a child. I've never kept track of family so it's likely they are deceased and I wouldn't even know. I was kind of the black sheep.
 
You know you are lonely when you post a message about loneliness and no one responds
to what you have actually written except with little chit chat.

Should have posted it in the humor dept.
 
I don't think you can blame anyone for that Victor.
Your post didn't sound like something original.
It read as humour. Bleak humour to be sure, but humour nevertheless.
 
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Victor, I am sorry if you are lonely, it can be a hard world out there at times. we all thought your OP was meant to be humour as DW says. If you are not lonely yourself.but wanted a debate about general loneliness let us know.If you are, although it can feel difficult to do, the only way forward is to join groups in the real world as well as on forums.
 
Dame Warrigal said:
I don't think you can blame anyone for that Victor.
Your post didn't sound like something original.
Ie t read as humour. Bleak humour to be sure, but humour nevertheless.
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My post was original. My only guests are exterminators and I like the song "Hello Walls"--check it out.
 
Victor, have you considered a dog? They are wonderful companions for everyone.
 

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